Post by wanttobewithGod on Sept 20, 2007 3:24:25 GMT -5
(thanks!)
I'm sure most of us have seen this, but I LOL every time I do anyway... I imagine myself doing these things. Thing about me is I actually WOULD do most of 'em, too..... hehe.
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point
a Hair
Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries
with
that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In". Hehehe. Wouldn't we all LOVE to??
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten
Over
Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. Oooooooo, mean!
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write " For Smuggling
Diamonds". LOLLLLLL.
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". (btw, I'm going to bed soon....in accordance with The Prophecy.) ;D
8 Dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious
face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". LOL
12. Sing Along At The Opera. Oh myyyyyyy. COULD get you some looks! Since I don't go to the opera, prolly not tho. ;D
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? LOL
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. .... No thanks. If I'm gonna escape to somewhere and not be at work...it sure as heck innt gonna be somewhere I need mosquito netting!!!!
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
Party
Because You're Not In the Mood. LOLLLLLLL.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock
Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" SOOOOOOOOOOo would do this. hehehe.
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
Yelling
"Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" .... and this. ;D
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going
To
Have To Let One Of You Go." Awwwwwww. but not that. I only have one, so guess I wont' have to. heheheh
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ..
Share this to make others smile.
I'm sure most of us have seen this, but I LOL every time I do anyway... I imagine myself doing these things. Thing about me is I actually WOULD do most of 'em, too..... hehe.
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point
a Hair
Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries
with
that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In". Hehehe. Wouldn't we all LOVE to??
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten
Over
Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. Oooooooo, mean!
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write " For Smuggling
Diamonds". LOLLLLLL.
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". (btw, I'm going to bed soon....in accordance with The Prophecy.) ;D
8 Dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious
face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". LOL
12. Sing Along At The Opera. Oh myyyyyyy. COULD get you some looks! Since I don't go to the opera, prolly not tho. ;D
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? LOL
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. .... No thanks. If I'm gonna escape to somewhere and not be at work...it sure as heck innt gonna be somewhere I need mosquito netting!!!!
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
Party
Because You're Not In the Mood. LOLLLLLLL.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock
Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" SOOOOOOOOOOo would do this. hehehe.
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
Yelling
"Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" .... and this. ;D
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going
To
Have To Let One Of You Go." Awwwwwww. but not that. I only have one, so guess I wont' have to. heheheh
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ..
Share this to make others smile.