savedbyblood
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Post by savedbyblood on Sept 20, 2007 0:17:55 GMT -5
There was a Scottish painter named Jimmy who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down his paint to make it go a wee bit further. As it happened, he got away with this for some time, but eventually the Baptist Church decided to do a big restoration job on one of their grandest buildings.
Jimmy put in a bid and, because his price was so low, he got the job. So he set about erecting the scaffolding and setting up the planks, buying the paint and, yes, I am sorry to say, thinning it down with turpentine.
Well, Jimmy was up on the scaffolding, painting away, the job nearly completed, when suddenly there was a horrendous clap of thunder, the sky opened, and the rain poured down washing the thinned paint from all over the church and knocking Jimmy clear off the scaffold to land on the lawn among the gravestones, surrounded by telltale puddles of the thinned and useless paint.
Jimmy was no fool. He knew this was a judgment from the Almighty, so he got down on his knees and cried: "Oh, God, forgive me; what should I do?"
And from the thunder, a mighty voice spoke... "Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!" Peace Y'all,
SBB
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Post by wanttobewithGod on Sept 20, 2007 2:37:47 GMT -5
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL. Another good one tonight. You are crackin' me *right* up!!! LOL. (and no, I haven't had any "brownies" *see other thread*
LOL.
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Post by wingsofaneagle on Sept 21, 2007 8:00:48 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by wanttobewithGod on Sept 22, 2007 1:50:12 GMT -5
*still laughing at this one!!*
I'm easily amused,really tired or it's hilarious! Maybe some of each..... lol.
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