savedbyblood
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Here, poochie, poochie, poochie. Want some ground chuck?
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Post by savedbyblood on Sept 23, 2007 22:52:18 GMT -5
The Male Stages Of Life
Age - Drink _____________________ 17 - beer 25 - beer 35 - vodka 48 - double vodka 66 - Maalox
The Female Stages of Life
Age - Drink _________________________ 17 - Wine Coolers 25 - White wine 35 - Red wine 48 - Dom Perignon 66 - Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser
more to come...
Peace,
Rick
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savedbyblood
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Here, poochie, poochie, poochie. Want some ground chuck?
Posts: 33
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Post by savedbyblood on Sept 25, 2007 17:03:49 GMT -5
The Male Stages Of Life
Age - House Pet __________________ 17 - roaches 25 - stoned-out college roommate 35 - Irish setter 48 - children from his first marriage 66 - Barbi
The Female Stages Of Life
Age - House Pet ___________________ 17 - Muffy the cat 25 - Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat 35 - Irish setter and Muffy the Cat 48 - Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat 66 - Retired husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs Muffy the Cat
more to come...
Peace,
Rick
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Post by wanttobewithGod on Sept 26, 2007 18:47:22 GMT -5
Like your sense of humor, Rick. Thanks for sharing!!! ;D Mich
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savedbyblood
New Member
Here, poochie, poochie, poochie. Want some ground chuck?
Posts: 33
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Post by savedbyblood on Sept 27, 2007 16:02:43 GMT -5
The Male Stages Of Life
Seducion Line __________________ 17 - My parents are away for the weekend. 25 - My girlfriend is away for the weekend. 35 - My fiancée is away for the weekend. 48 - My wife is away for the weekend. 66 - My second wife is dead.
The Female Stages of Life
Excuses For Refusing Dates ______________________ 17 - Need to wash my hair 25 - Need to wash and condition my hair 35 - Need to color my hair 48 - Need to have Francois color my hair 66 - Need to have Francois color my wig
Peace,
Rick
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