savedbyblood
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Post by savedbyblood on Sept 12, 2007 0:14:33 GMT -5
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Peace,
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Post by clearlymystifying on Sept 12, 2007 9:01:46 GMT -5
Ok. Here are more cool ones"
Cool Sayings
There are three kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
. . . every morning is the dawn of a new error.
For people who like peace and quiet . . . a phoneless cord! I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead. Mental Floss prevents moral decay!
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready. Be nice to your kids . . . they'll be the ones choosing your nursing home.
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
There can't be a crisis today, my schedule is already full. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
Did you ever stop to think . . . and forget to start again?
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
I don't have a solution, but I admire the problem.
Don't be so open minded that your brains fall out.
If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggie" . . . 'till you can find a rock!
Diplomacy is the art of letting someone have your way.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
Mechanic's slogan: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
Dain bramaged.
Department of Redundancy Department.
Headline: Bear takes over Disneyland in Pooh D'Etat!
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savedbyblood
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Post by savedbyblood on Sept 14, 2007 23:12:47 GMT -5
Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
Peace,
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Post by Scott Ross on Sept 15, 2007 7:24:50 GMT -5
Toilet paper is a lot like the star ship Enterprise. They have both been known to circle Uranus looking for Klingons' Scott
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savedbyblood
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Post by savedbyblood on Sept 20, 2007 0:12:15 GMT -5
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. ;D If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. Peace,
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Post by wanttobewithGod on Sept 20, 2007 2:39:54 GMT -5
LOLLLLLLLL. Oh boy. You're on a roll. I was going to say a few of my faves, but there are just way too many. All great! IN fact, I think I'll have to pick at least one and use it. See underneath av. LOL. ty! Mich
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savedbyblood
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Post by savedbyblood on Sept 23, 2007 21:54:53 GMT -5
Thanks Mitch, I shall exalt thee!
Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
Peace Y'all
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savedbyblood
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Post by savedbyblood on Sept 23, 2007 23:36:25 GMT -5
With apologies to wingsofaneagle...
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines!
Peace,
Rick
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Post by savedbyblood on Oct 31, 2007 21:36:36 GMT -5
Fleeting Thoughts of a Zen Master:
[glow=red,2,300]...I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize....[/glow]
In Peace,
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Post by Brick on Nov 2, 2007 5:41:08 GMT -5
I love that! Who said it?
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